"Now about this two year contract of mine ....."
It's the all new service direct to your house. Yes, you too, can be sacked by fax.
You thought it was safe to go to the other side of the world whilst your boss waited at a luxury four star hotel, but no. In the hi tech world in which we live your contract can be terminated with ease....
Just ask Terry Christensen who received a "goawayagram" direct from Manchester.
Amazingly, we have been sent the actual fax ... and you can read it right now!