MERMAID GETS TOP JOB
DARYL GETS THE CALL
Another Kris Firefly exclusive!
Storm's new owners have moved quickly and decisively to appoint Daryl Hannah as the new Head Coach.
Daryl has been known to Storm fans for years and is especially comfortable on the ice due to being half woman half fish!
Gary Cowan told us that he hoped Daryl would be a hit in the locker room and that she'd bring success to the club.
"She brings so much more to the job than just good looks" he said " and to be frank knows far more about Superleague hockey than Terry Christian"
(Are you sure about this Kris??? TF ed)